Backstory
Establish a rapport with your main characters
Putting a more permanent extension on their "casual" relationship, these two seem to like each other enough that they're willing to overlook the unfortunate combination of their surnames.
July 29, 2023
Whitemud Creek Community Centre
Landon Cheek
- Owns more hourglasses than average.
- Oddly particular about volume levels.
Nicole Uhlick
- Introducing cats to the household at Fibbonacci pace.
- Fell into a pop culture time rift in the early 2000s.
Location, location
It's where to be
Whitemud Creek Community Centre
Schedule
Time is a construct, we just fill in the details
4:30 PM
Ceremony
Various incantations and rituals
5:30 PM
Cocktail Hour
Social lubricants
6:30 PM
Dinner & Reception
Foodstuffs, keynote speakers, skill-testing questions
6:66 PM
Deeds of Nefarious Nature
ઘ̸̗̟̋̏ɘ̸͚͍̋͝ʜ̶̜͎̉͑o̷̙̙̐͘l̷̝͔͒͋b̶̪͂̅ͅ,̵̡̞̀͠ ̵͓̲͋͆Ɉ̵̭̭̊̀ʜ̷͕͖͌̊ɘ̸̢͈̔͒ ̶̨̭̎͊m̶̥̳͑͒ɒ̷̼̱͑̕ƨ̷̣̺͊́Ɉ̴̘̞̏́ɘ̸̜̭̈͌ɿ̴̼̜͘͝ ̸̠̍̎ͅỏ̶̱͓͊ʇ̵̪͖̓͝ ̸̭̲͛͝Ɉ̷̞͚̓̀i̸͇̊̾͜m̵̢̯̿̊ɘ̴̫̳̄͝
8:00 PM
Dancing, General Merriment
Demonstrations of personal skill
11:00 PM
Bar Closes
Another door opens
12:00PM
Reception End
Great time for outro
Party Time
Artisanal, hand-picked selections
Caleb Cheek
Christina Williamson
Breanna Cheek
Anna Letnick
Tyrel Irwin
Claire Parker
Tasha Potter
FAQ
You have questions, and we... also have questions
- Are children able to attend this prestigious event?
- No (with exceptions)! We crunched the numbers and if we've done the math right, if we allowed kids it would make the audience composed of 157% children. That said, we like to think we're reasonable people, so if other arrangements can't be made we can accommodate if you let us know ahead of time.
- Are you sure you've done that math correctly?
- Nope! But when I consulted Professional Maths Person Caleb Cheek about it, he confirmed that 157% is indeed a number.
- I don't think you've done that math correctly.
- That's not a question.
- The address on the invitations is different from the one here. Which one is right?
- This one (951 Ogilvie Blvd NW, Edmonton, AB T6R 1K8). We had a 344 character limit on the invitations so we needed to drop unimportant information, like a dress code, or extraneous nines. You can always MapQuest "Whitemud Creek Community Centre" and that will get you there. You're all smart people, we trust you'll find your way.
- Wait, there's a dress code?
- You are required to wear clothing to attend, yes.
- What about gifts? How many ounces of gold should I bring?
- Zero! We prefer rare metals hereto found only on other worlds or brought to Earth violently through Dinosaur-extincting impacts, and those are pretty hard to come by these days. It's probably best not to bring anything at all.
- No but really, I can't actually bring nothing right?
- You can absolutely bring nothing. Well, except for wearing clothing like we mentioned earlier. If your ravenous appetite for gift-giving cannot be satisfied we will accept small tokens that you find meaningful, or donations to charitable organizations. Even cash can be meaningful if you frame it right. We could use that on fun things like stock photos of countries we'd like to visit!
- Which intoxicants do you plan on making available to your guests?
- Various beers and spirits will be available for a small fee of $2 per beverage. Other legal mind-altering substances may be consumed in accordance with local laws and bylaws, but will not be provided. If you have any specific requests, please let us know ahead of time!
- What's the schedule look like for this whole thing?
- Didn't you see it? It was right there.
